Optimus Prime is studly.
Optimus Prime is manly.
Optimus Prime doesn’t have time to bleed.
Optimus Prime could be pretty.
Optimus Prime is soft and cuddly.
Optimus Prime is fruity.
Optimus Prime is girly.
Optimus Prime is homely.
Optimus Prime is in the family way.
Optimus Prime needs child support.
Optimus Prime has a shotgun wedding.
July 10, 2008 · Filed Under Optimus Prime
